I've been thinking about this one, and I've had to look back in my life to figure out the "right type" for me :thumbsup: Here are some ideas I got:
1. One that doesn't run when I lean out of the car window and tell her to get in.
2. One that will QUIT TRYING TO PEPPER SPRAY ME DURING SEX!
3. A girl that likes long walks on the beach, filled with romantic talk (WITH me, instead of me following along in the shadows while she walks with some guy she doesn't *really* want to be with)
4. A girl that really appreciates flatulence, for once.
5. A girl that will help oil the chainsaw, instead of blubbering in the corner, "The police are coming! THe police are coming!"
6. Someone to drive the getaway car.
7. A girl that is not male- at all.
8. One that will dress up in a cheerleader outfit. So that I can quit stalking all those cheerleaders.
9. One that knows the ins and outs of vehicle mechanics, landscaping, massage, gourmet cooking, roofing, siding, housekeeping, and deep-throating.
Seriously, I've got the one that's right for me. :rofl: Now if you don't mind, the chainsaw needs oil... :turnturn: :yahoo:
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