Fellating The Ego - The Truth About Dicks

LaFemme said:

I sleep on satin pillow cases. Better for the skin, too.

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Scarletbegonia said:

Walgreens carries silky satin (polyester) sleep caps.
Cheap.

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LaFemme said:

You know ladies, some armpit lover is wanking to this thread.

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LaFemme said:

“Fellating the Ego” has got to be one of the best phrases ever said on this site of all time! Thanks @Gentleman Viking

Damn right, I’m fellating the ego!

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BacknForth said:

I usually train with tennis balls, but given the time of year easter eggs are effective too. If a bit melty.

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Scarletbegonia said:

Melty? Eggs...melt?

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AlteredEgo said:

And shoulder clones. Do his traps look like a pair of tiny shoulders on top of his regular shoulders?

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LaFemme said:

I don’t care how many women ooh and over your huge throbbing penis - we are fellating your ego, dude.

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AlteredEgo said:

Before I figured out he was gay, when we were still having sex a few times a year, I used to fellate my husband's ego. I liked what we did, but it wasn't Earth shattering, usually. I just, based on experience with other men, assumed we would get better together over time. I was afraid to be the least bit discouraging. So, I put special emphasis on what I did like. There was a kind of orgasm I still have only ever had with him. But, for the most part, it was predictably scripted. At first, that was fine. Eventually, once it was a clear pattern, it was a little boring. Then, probably because he's gay and trying to be excited about sex with a woman, the fantasies I had to indulge became elaborate to the point of tedium. That's how it took two weeks to consummate after we married. He bought some crazy... apparatus. Still, I figured the most important thing was to improve frequency, and then work on quality from there. So, if he said it was "rockin' " I agreed. If he wanted to refer to his erection as thick, fine by me. Whatever you need to hear, Love. Let's just get it in more often.

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BacknForth said:

No - he quoted the actual figures.

I read it myself - I don't need you to translate. Thanks anyway.

I don't need either of the articles you linked, citing the exact same study - I know what I'm looking at when I read a "scientific" study.

Paragraphs are your friend.

You know you'll get a warning if you keep posting here, right?

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Tight_N_Juicy said:

I just remembered, part of the reason things couldn't work with my ex: I refused to fellate his ego.

He asked if it was big, I said no... But that it didn't matter to me. He never accepted my truth, and that's a big part of why we couldn't stay together.

dick.

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AlteredEgo said:

That's what I do too. I love scaring everyone on Halloween, and I'm good at it. I just found a paint that can be tinted black but won't make my house energy inefficient. Oh, we are gonna be so spooky here all the time. But I wear a mask. I never let them find out I have a real nose. You're a pioneer!

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AlteredEgo said:

Find out where black women buy beauty products local to you. The silk and satin head covers will be across from black soap and vanishing creams, near sleep masks and rollers.

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